devious

you give me miles and miles of mountains and i ask for the sea

‘Cause if I don’t believe in love,
then I don’t believe in you,
but I do.  I believe in you

i can fit everything you ever sent me into a folder on my computer.

and a box of oreos that i ate, because you knew they were my favorite, and a stuffed shaggy dog you bought at the toy chest that’s in a white box on my shelf.

From a distance you look like my friend, even though we are at war.

I wish I had something productive to do today.

cccp364: fuck
cccp364: you're a writer
awkwardspooning: pardon?
awkwardspooning: btw, i bought a radioactive cow... go look at it
talkingfrog7: wtf?
‘I want to be an English teacher, but I also want to make money. So I’ll be a bounty hunter on the side.’
- Kobi Bordoley

talkingfrog7: is tonight going to be as bad as last night?
awkwardspooning: read that over.
Today, my sister told me that her fiancee proposed to her by giving her a ring in a Pokéball instead of a ring box. I’ve never been more jealous in my life.
- MLIA

‘i’m memorizing spanish terms, it makes me want to strangle myself with a sombrero.’
- katherine dalldorf